Things Wendy Lane Does When She Should be Writing Her Blog Post
- Visit favorite websites; ponder why I can’t get my eye makeup to look like the “girls” on RuPaul’s Drag Race…
- Spin round and round in my desk chair until I’m dizzy…perhaps this will shake loose the brilliance within
- Check E-mail
- Stare out the window and wonder why the neighbor across the street never invites me over to use her pool (maybe because I am constantly staring out the window)
- Play computer word game in the hopes that resplendent verbiage will result
- Call friends to discuss latest medical, legal, amorous crises
- Type title onto page,become overwhelmed with sense of accomplishment, take a nap
- Check E-mail
- Remove cats from keyboard…on second thought, maybe I could make something out of djklwepatepjoiat
- Shake fist at ceiling and curse my lot in life
- Check E-mail Look under desk to see if dazzling first sentence may be found there.
- Make list of things I’m doing rather than writing blog post
- Check E-mail
So what I really want to know from all this spinning and listing is what inspires YOU, and what do YOU do when your muse deserts you and you find yourself stuck? Do you have a ritual? A favorite place you go to get your mojo back? Inspire us with your answer by April 22nd and you could be the lucky recipient of a $20 I-tunes gift card.